WARNING!!! The following page contains spoilers for Twin Peaks. You have been warned...
Okay thats pretty gay
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:44 pm
Guy named circle: hey my name is circle they named the sunny day real estate song "in circles" after me
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:42 pm
British "people" aren't real. I would know, my dad is actually one of those "british" "people" you see on tv. I respect him a little more for doing such hard work serving our country o7
-Cheesire, May 10 2010, 9:36 pm
I must be one of two girls, because I want all this brown (Pepsi) to go from the cup to my mouth
-Cheesire, April 26 2010, 6:33 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER 3 :-D!!!!! also unhappy birthday to hitler :-\... yin and yang :-0..
-Cheesire, April 20 2010, 7:19 pm
Holy shit dude towering above the rest (The radiohead bootleg) is one of the greatest things ever invented.
-Cheesire, April 18 2010, 2:07 pm
School is like costco. You're always walking around with your sausage in your hand.
-Cheesire, April 17 2010, 9:06 pm
They shot him.
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:14 pm
Mark my words theres either gonna be a dead person in agent Cooper's room or someone is gonna try to ambush him
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:10 pm
SHELLY IS ALIVE!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:01 pm
HANK SHOT LEO!!! HELL YEAHH!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 6:00 pm
SHELLY IS DEAD
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:59 pm
"He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you would be history, man"
Is Laura Palmer Kanye West?? This sounds like something he would say. What if Laura faked her death to become Kanye? Woah...
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:22 pm
ANDY SHOT HIM FUCK YEAH!!!! THIS IS WHY HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:13 pm
THEY'RE ABOUT TO KILL ONE OF THE RAPIST GUYS!!!! YES YES YES YES!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:12 pm
LEO CAUGHT SHELLY AND SHE COULDNT GRAB HER GUN IN TIME FUCK :'-(
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 5:09 pm
They beat dr jacoby to death and I almost felt bad but then I remembered he's a PEDOPHILE
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:57 pm
Okay nevermind she isnt
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:40 pm
IM WATCHING THE REST OF EPISODE 6, LAURA PALMER IS ALIVE!??!??! WTF!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 12 2010, 4:26 pm
Why does sears have a twitter account?? What could they possible be posting???
-Cheesire, April 11 2010, 11:23 pm
Aw man I sure wonder what day it is!!
Neutral Milk Hotel:
-Cheesire, April 8 2010, 9:20 pm
LEO CAUGHT SHELLY AND BOBBY AND HES HIDING IN THE TREES WITH A SNIPER FUUUUCK :-(
-Cheesire, April 4 2010, 2:31 am
LEO ALMOST GOT BEAT TO DEATH AND I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN HE PUSHED HIS WIFE SHELLY ONTO THE FLOOR AND SHE SHOT HIM BUT HE SURVIVED AND SHE DIDNT SHOOT HIM AGAIN HES PROBABLY GONNA BEAT HER AGAIN :-(
-Cheesire, April 3 2010, 11:14 pm
THEY'RE GETING RID OF LEO YES FINALLY HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 8:11 pm
IT WASNT LEO??? WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 1:38 am
LEO MADE AGENT COOPER BREAK THE BOTTLE I FUCKING KNEW HE DID IT
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 1:15 am
Leo absolutely killed laura palmer. Either him or the pedophile guy with wine corks in his ears
-Cheesire, April 2 2010, 12:44 am
Watching twin peaks made me realize how swagless people are nowadays :/ how did we go from these cool ass suits and leather jackets and shit to SKINNY JEANS??
-Cheesire, April 1 2010, 9:04 pm
Im watching twin peaks and this leo guy is a total fuckin prick dude i hope his he gets beat to death
April truths!!!
-Cheesire, April 1 2010, 8:29 pm
If I had a pet chicken I would put a condom on its head
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 9:51 pm
This is what life feels like when its spring break and my dad isnt here and youre listening to music
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 3:46 pm
Always shit in silence so you're the loudest one in the room
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 1:46 pm
Life is so beautiful when its spring so its warm enough to go outside but not warm enough for any dumbass bugs like mosquitos and youre listening to the smashing pumpkins and your dad's at work and youre on your computer and you have a fan in your room and ronald reagan is still dead :'-)
-Cheesire, March 31 2010, 1:13 pm
Today I saw a guy driving a car with a really shiny mirror holding a cigarette to his mouth an wearing one of those russian snow hats with the flappy ear things
-Cheesire, March 28 2010, 11:09 pm
My friends were throwing pieces of a brownie at me in the park and I caught them with my mouth like the pidgeon I am
-Cheesire, March 5 2010, 6:36 pm
Me and my friends were eating a sloppy joe in the bathroom and Mr Slee walked in
-Cheesire, March 4 2010, 2:27 pm
My friends were throwing gummy bears at me in the park and I caught them with my mouth like the pidgeon I am
-Cheesire, March 3 2010, 4:32 pm
The number 136 feels very lesbian
-Cheesire, February 26 2010, 6:31 pm
We couldn't find any cookies for santa this year so we have him some goldfish
-Cheesire, December 24 2009, 9:05 pm
i have a fever again. the moment i woke up i knew i did. my first thought of the day was "fever? a fever you cant sweat out!! Haha!!" im so smart. i am a rotting corpse. i am not a real person. i am a robotic skeleton operating a flesh suit. but the flesh suit has fallen into disrepair. i need a new vessel. it came to me in a dream. i was hovering over a town of pure circuitry and wire. i was believed by myself.
-Cheesire, December 23 2009, 3:59 pm
Me: I wonder how many days there are until christmas
Hi guys i just finished watching donnie darko what the fuck :'-(
-Cheesire, December 22 2009, 3:39 am
Do you guys remember that one christmas short film that aired on cartoon network back in 2003-2004 where a penguin is telling his grandchildren about how last 2 humans went extinct because they killed each other? Please tell me what its called, I want to rewatch it :'-(
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:38 pm
THIS SUCKS IM GOING BACK TO LOVE2D
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:38 pm
FUCK THIS SHIT IM GIVING UP AND MOVING TO RPG MAKER
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 12:32 pm
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE COLLISIONS IN LOVE2D FUCK MY LIFE
-Cheesire, November 4 2009, 11:43 am
fat people when they're leaving: gotta roll!
-Cheesire, October 27 2009, 9:06 pm
night time is so beautiful :'-)
-Cheesire, October 25 2009, 11:26 pm
i love you extra fruit sensations sweet watermelon
-Cheesire, October 25 2009, 8:04 pm
Everyone needs a little worm action in their lives
-Cheesire, October 24 2009, 6:04 pm
Dude imagine being a plant and getting watered dude that must feel so good especially if its really hot outside and the water is cold
-Cheesire, October 11 2009, 12:55 pm
If you rearrange the letters in beyonce, you get cheesirehat... Kanye was talking about ME... Thats just how influential I am...
-Cheesire, September 15 2009, 9:33 pm
I got myself a bottle of Dr Pepper and im currently downloading the entirety of the star wars prequel trilogy these movies better be good or else im gonna kill myself early
-Cheesire, May 24 2009, 3:06 pm
HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY MOTHER 3!!!!! Also, im kinda late for this, but HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY THE BENDS!!!!! 2 GREATEST PEICES OF ART EVER MADE!!!! I LOVE YOU RADIOHEAD!!!! I LOVE YOU SHIGESATO ITOI!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
-Cheesire, April 20 2009, 6:42 pm
Windows media player is pretty, plays videos, and saves the music ratings, but doesnt sync with my ipod. iTunes syncs with my ipod but isnt very pretty and it doesnt actually save the ratings. WinAmp has a mountain dew theme but thats pretty much it. someone should make it so that windows media player can sync to my ipod and have a mountain dew theme, I NEED IT NOW!!!
-Cheesire, April 18 2009, 4:35 pm
When im done with neospace, its gonna be the best pile of dogshit anyone has ever seen, trust me.
-Cheesire, April 11 2009, 1:18 pm
My Parents love eachother. APRIL FOOLS!!!!
-Cheesire, April 1 2009, 9:03 pm
AAARGH I NEED NEW CHEAP DOLLAR STORE HEADPHONES BECAUSE MY CURRENT CHEAP DOLLAR STORE HEADPHONES KILLED THEMSELVES AM RADIO STYLE
-Cheesire, March 31 2009, 9:33 pm
I have a fever and it is horrible. My left eye hurts, I'm extremely lightheaded, everything I look at is extremely saturated, I haven't heard a human voice since yesterday, I can barely walk, I can't do anything, I have been in my bed all day rotting away, Someone's talking to me, but they're not real, I don't belive anything is real anymore. I feel like a glass man, shattered, held together by an unknown force. When I slept, I saw what I truly was. I realized I was no man, I was meant to be machine. Man is weak to their own creation, how absurd. Or at least thats what the fever wants me to believe
-Cheesire, March 21 2009, 9:59 pm
I just realized how delicious grapes are omahgosh
-Cheesire, March 16 2009, 2:24 pm
I fucking hate Blitz3D. I dont know if its anti piracy measure or something, but when i try to import a model with more then 6 faces, it gets brainfucked and decides to render it inside out. I do everything and anything and it's STILL inside out. Now my only options are 1.Program on MS-DOS (Not compatible with windows vista), 2.Use rpg maker xp (Not compatible with windows 95), or 3.Use an actual programming language like C++ instead of BASIC(I dont know how and i dont feel like learning it)
-Cheesire, February 23 2009, 1:09 pm
Shoutout to little wooly characters like domo and sackboy i love those mfs with all of my heart <333. if they were real, id protect them with my life.
-Cheesire, February 22 2009, 6:23 pm
Today at school I saw a girl with the greatest backpack of all time. It was a penguin.
-Cheesire, February 18 2009, 8:34 pm
The eternal worm could choose to devour any state, yet it chooses to devour conneticut. Why..? If I were the eternal worm i'd devour new york because its a big apple, and apples taste better than conneticut.