I'm cheesire, and i created this abomination. I like mountain dew, radiohead, and a bunch of other stuff.

I am 15 and my country is better than your country because we destabilzed it

THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA

im lying im actually mexican

My birthday is march 28

I plans for life are as follows:

• Make a game and release it
• Make another game
• turn 18
• Release it
• Kill myself probably

its either that or living in the woods.

But before i do that, i gotta listen to alot of music, i love listening to:

• Tommy Wright III
• Radiohead
• I hare myself
• KanYe West
• Aphex Twin
• Nirvana
• Linkin Park
• Alison's Halo
• Far Apart (They only have like, 3 songs, but that doesnt matter)
• Weezer
• As a Weapon
• The Pine
• Texas is the reason
• The day's refrain
• Cable car theory
• Seretonin
• Saleontomorrow
• You and I
• The kaleyhmbii communique (or however you spell it)
• Alexisonfire
• theres alot more, i just cant fit it all in here

None of these bands are emo, because if they were i'd get shoved in lockers at school. Theyre not emo. Emo bad and smelly. Right guys? please stop shoving me into lockers :(

Also, One time, there was a shootout behind my house with the police and i almost got shot, and the little ceasars near my house has a few bullet holes, and another time, they tried to assasinate my dog. My front door neighboor is also either a crackhead, or an alcoholic. I dont know though. The police are in my neighborhood every other week. Probably cuz i live in detroit.

My favorite games are Mother, Mother 2 (or earthbound, but im too lazy to type all that), GTA SA, GTA IV, every valve game, unreal tournament, tony hawk undeground 2, midnight club la, garry's mod, star wars battlefront, and probably mother 3 if those fuckers at nintendo would make an english version

i like watching neon genesis evangelion, azumanga daioh, lain, and malcom in the middle

I also like superbad and star wars

if i had a reason to live, it would be to live to see the day they finally release Mountain Dew Baja Blast in stores. PLEASE PEPSICO PLEASE

My favorite hobbies are listening to music, shoplifting, drinking mountain dew, and playing videogames. My parents dont love me.

The End!!

I will add more things if i remember